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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?","punchline":"The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.","id":92}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?","punchline":"Lack of concentration.","id":336}
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{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
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{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}
{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}
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