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{"type":"general","setup":"Where did you learn to make ice cream?","punchline":"Sunday school.","id":283}
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Vexillum caelatum is a species of small sea snail, marine gastropod mollusk in the family Costellariidae, the ribbed miters.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a careful wolf?","punchline":"Aware wolf.","id":194}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you do on a remote island?","punchline":"Try and find the TV island it belongs to.","id":226}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make a tissue dance?","punchline":"You put a little boogie on it.","id":2}
{"fact":"Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their \u201crighting reflex.\u201d The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.","length":249}
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Sir Henry Meux, 1st Baronet was a British brewer, owner of the London brewery which became the Meux Brewery.
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