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The Type 760 Westerwald-class replenishment ship was a class of two replenishment ships of the German Navy. They were in commission with the German Navy from 1967 to 2010. Their main task was to transport ammunition and material for warships at sea. Odenwald was later sold to the Egyptian Navy and renamed ENS Halayib.
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Bromskirchen is a village and a former municipality in Waldeck-Frankenberg in Hesse, Germany. On 1 January 2023, it was merged into the municipality of Allendorf (Eder).
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